What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 11:12
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
What is your review of UST Global?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.